Dear Gods of Google,
Hi, I am Bryce Westervelt. I am a professional opera singer. I wanted to secure a domain for this blog idea that I have about writing a blog that follows me through the next year...as I plan on moving to Germany for my career, potentially giving a US recital tour, and recording a CD.
Before I could get one blog post posted on my new blog....I have the almighty Google telling me that I have the characteristics of a spam blog. Well... aside from not blogging fast enough. I can assure you that this will not be a spam blog. It is not intended to be a spam blog. I don't even like spam. (electronic or otherwise)
Now if you will be patient and let me develop a little content...without sandboxing me, you will see that this blog will be far from a spam blog! Capisce?
Thank you,
Bryce
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Dear "Blogger.com",
ReplyDeleteI can vouch for my brother. He is not a spammer. Just an opera geek.
Sincerely,
K
I am afraid if I post "too often." That might be considered spam as well. I need followers, that might too!
ReplyDeleteThey claim that they are sorry...
ReplyDelete" Your blog is marked as spam
Blogger's spam-prevention robots have detected that your blog has characteristics of a spam blog. (What's a spam blog?) Since you're an actual person reading this, your blog is probably not a spam blog. Automated spam detection is inherently fuzzy, and we sincerely apologize for this false positive.
We received your unlock request on December 29, 2009. On behalf of the robots, we apologize for locking your non-spam blog. Please be patient while we take a look at your blog and verify that it is not spam.
Find out more about how Blogger is fighting spam blogs."
On behalf of the robots??? Ok, I'll believe it when I see it!